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John Mayer's 'UR DUMPD!' text to Jennifer Aniston

12:55PM Friday August 22, 2008

John Mayer is rumoured to have dumped Jennifer Aniston in one of the most humiliating ways possible: by text.

A Mayer mole tells Britain's Daily Mail  that the guitarist sent Aniston a text message saying "That's it - the end" after a 20-minute argument on the phone last week.

The snitch says: "She [Aniston] is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in.

"After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, 'I can't take it any more', and hung up. Then he texted, 'That's it - the end'."

The couple split last week after dating for five months, and conflicting reports have made it impossible to determine who was the 'dumper' and the 'dumpee' - until now.

Mayer publicly confirmed earlier this week that he and Aniston had parted.

"It's the most normal thing in the world. There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing," he said.

"People are different, people have different chemistry, different lives. You're either a cheater or you break up and I'm not the first one, I'm the second one.

"I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."

He maintains that he still holds the actress in high regard.

"Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.

"I think she's great. She's one of the most lovely people I have ever met in my life," he added.

Meanwhile, it looks like Mayer has gotten over the split lickety-split.

Rumour has it that he picked up a 'female partygoer' on a recent night out. Boys will be boys.

So what do we think of dumping via text? Is it ever appropriate? Like hell it is. It's a callous act, baby. Like low, seriously low...lower than a snake's belly.

What do you guys think? Anyone out there ever been given the ol' heave-ho by text?

She's preggers
After months of "yeah, but not, but yeah-ing", Jennifer Garner has confirmed (sort of) that she's with child.

Garner was interviewed by Access Hollywood this week and finally put paid to the pregnancy rumours.

When congratulated by the interviewer, she said: "Thank you, we're so excited, obviously."

So there you have it.

Sloppy seconds
Word has it that Winona Ryder has hooked up with Drew Barrymore's ex Tom Green.

The two were reportedly seen on a hot date together this week.

A source tells the National Enquirer (yes, I know), "Winona didn't waste any time. She and Tom were all over each other, laughing and carrying on."

I know, quite the carry on.

Winona split from lover Blake Sennett a couple of weeks ago.

McFadden's clanger
Former Westlife singer Brian McFadden has landed himself in a spot of bother after making some rather ignorant remarks on More FM here in New Zealand.

The Irish singer was doing a guest stint on the station's breakfast show a few weeks ago, and made some rather foolish comments about homosexuality.

McFadden was talking on the radio about men who wear pink. Apparently it makes men look a little gay...blah, blah, blah.

Audio clip below.

McFadden insists his comments were taken out of context. He says in a statement:

"To come to the conclusion that I am homophobic from these sentences is far from the truth. Some of my friends and colleagues are gay and if I was truly homophobic then I have picked the wrong industry."

I doubt the guy's homophobic. A little ignorant around the edges maybe. Loving the "some of my best friends are gay" line. That makes up for the gaffe, obv.

Quote of the day
"I believe my last marriage turned me into an alcoholic. I was so miserable and stayed (in the relationship) because of the kids, but in the end it was awful for them because we were arguing. Six or seven years, I hid the bottles. When you're that depressed you can't even do it (stop drinking) for your kids - that's the most disgusting thing."

- Nip/Tuck fanatic Brigitte Nielsen

Blind items
You guess the celebutards.

"Which TV star has developed an unhealthy crush on his assistant? He bombards her with inappropriate calls day and night, and even tells her about, er, special dreams he is having." Mirror

"This C/B list television actress on a very hit CBS show is tired of no one paying attention to her. So, she did what any self respecting person would do in her situation. She hired a photographer who now follows her all day in his car and takes shots of her when she gets out, when she shops, shouting her name, drawing attention, whatever he can. He then tries to interest the magazines in buying them. Hasn't really worked well so far as no one ever posts any photos of her or talks about her." CDaN

"Which two perky Olympian teammates are really bitter rivals? One spiked the other's protein shake with laxatives before a big competition, but her plan backfired when her nemesis not only powered through the competition but beat her so-called friend anyway." NYDN

"Which celeb had a hissy fit after a photoshoot? She demanded a host of A-list stars to pose with her in the picture but got a shock when all that turned up were a few minor boyband members." Mirror

This just in...
* Beckham: The musical. Dear God, no! There's a rumour doing the rounds that David Beckham's life story is about to be turned into a West End musical. *Insert maniacal laughter here*

* Sienna Miller's house has been vandalised by some badwishers. British tabloid The Sun reports that some yobs have tagged her house exterior with the word "slut". That's just cruel.

* Miley Cyrus will be celebrating her 16th birthday with a load of mice. As in the Mickey Mouse variety. ET says the tween will celebrate her birthday during a "once-in-a-lifetime bash at the Happiest Place on Earth - Disneyland!" Happiest place on Earth? Do me a favour.

Retro Friday
Just because...it's my last day before a three week holiday. That's right, folks, I'm heading off back to the Welsh hills for some quality time with my clan. I haven't been home in nearly two years, and it's time to bond again.

Some of you might suffer serious gossip withdrawals and experience overwhelming feelings of abandonment. Fear not, my scandalings...this blogger will be back on Monday, September 15.

I did toy with the idea of getting a guest blogger in to babysit the blog, but the thought of some other gossip floozy working my hallowed patch filled me with horror. What can I say, I'm a pro. A bit like this genius Kenny Everett comedy creation...

"It's all in the best possible taste!"

As always, infinite thanks to all of you for your continued support.

Same time, same place, September 15.

BBB

Fast gossip
Lovin' la linky loca...

Christina Aguilera's new stink: Yeeeeah

Russell Brand to star in the Rocky Horror Picture Show remake: HMG

Jennifer Aniston turns to Brad Pitt: PB

Keith wears his love for Nicole on his arm: CDL

Fergie used to date Justin Timberlake: CS

Other driver cited in Shia LaBeouf crash: EO

Rumer Willis has a boyf: SL

Are Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie engaged? Pink is the New Blog

Melanie Brown will renew her wedding vows in Egypt: Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan wants to date Michael Phelps: HM!

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling: Back On! EB

Megan Fox reveals beauty secrets: HON

Politicians debate about Amy Winehouse: Mr. P

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Comments

katie reynolds

United States of America

10:04AM Thursday
18 September 2008

Who cares John Mayer is an idiot! Jennifer Aniston is seeing a new guy from Maine. Another musician. In the band An Evening With. Checked them out on myspace.really good!

simpason

United States of America

6:51PM Wednesday
10 September 2008

Maybe she is really intent on getting married and having children. But it is not the true reason why John Mayer want to end up their relation. I heard that his photos seen at millionaire persoanals site Seekwealthy.com last week. It is said he is already in relationship.

Michael Knudsen

United States of America

12:33PM Thursday
28 August 2008

McFadden is totally on the ignorant side - I swear the world would be a better place if more people wore pink - gay or straight!

mixie

Franklin

2:26PM Tuesday
26 August 2008

I too have been victim to the text dump. It made getting over the guy extremely easy! Aparantly the 5 hours or so I saw of him a week were too much and when i asked if he was going to come over on a Friday night (we hadn't spent a weekend night together in about 4 weeks) he replied saying he "can't do this anymore, don't text me back, I'll text you when I'm ready"

Puh-lease! grow a pair and at least call. I quickly came to the conclusion that he was a spinless immature little b*stard that I'm definitely 100% better off without.
And I think Jennifer Aniston should take on the same outlook, if he's not man enough or mature enough to break up with you face to face or even voice to voice, he's totally not man enough for marriage or babies!

Milo Mo

Devonport

10:36AM Monday
25 August 2008

Only racists and homophobics say things like "my best friend is gay, black, Chinese." or whatever.



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